Some karma for Christmas

12:17 PM

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Folks, it pays to be the bigger person, sometimes.

I followed the advice of a Miss More Roses of the Facebook page "Black Women Who Want MORE", by pulling up my big-girl panties and wishing the ex a hearty Happy Holidays. (Roses suggested that her followers quit holding grudges and wish the grudgee a Merry Christmas, but why not knock out all holidays so that I won't have to contact him no mo: No Happy New Years, no Groundhog's Day, no Valentine's Day for sure!)

By the way dolls, if you are not following BWWWM, you are trippin.com, okay?

I placed the phone down to get some work done on a real computer -- working on a business plan for my newest client, a t-shirt retailer -- and minutes later I get a text back...oh...it's Cocainedick. Mmmmm, I'm overdue for a fix tonight...


Twenty-four hours later, I am driving around the University area, in the rain, running errands, trying to concentrate n shyt, and I still feel him on top of me. Yessir, another stellar performance from Cocainedick. I dunno what it is about him, I mean he's good looking, but he ain't the only good looking man I know, and I've seen bigger peen between here and NY. All I know is he knows exactly where the g-spot is because I keep coming. A damn shame, that's what it is...


Moments later the ex hit me up. He didn't recognize the new number, but really, who the heck else is texting a nukka from a 704 number? Check it out:
Allow me to explain the the circlled areas. First, check out what I call him. Second, whuddaya think of my disclaimer? Third, WTF?!?!? So after all that hype last summer, he ain't even go through with it. And I dunno the girl like that, but no she did not move across country for some half-assed commitment...oh snap. It's history repeating itself!!! (Except I didn't move across country, but still. I wasted mad time on some fake relationship. Hence the name "Dodged Bullet".)

When I asked him what happened to the wedding (I texted "???") he said that all is well. If all is well though...*kanye shrug*. I even offered to remain friends but he said he isn't interested. Eff it, I tried and to me, his inability to keep it moving as friends means he's still hurting. I'm down here, loving life n shyt, and he's up there in hell. I am winning!

Karma took her sweet time getting here; guess she was busy.

So there you have it. What a way to end a year of drama, eh? I hear straight from the horse's mouth that he didn't go through with the nuptials. I could have stalked him or asked about him, but I had better shyt to do and damn it felt good to reach out directly to him. I wonder if his girl even knows were texting? Wow...she has an e-ring and a house (that only has his name on it) without a wedding date...I so know how this is gonna play out. Do you?

On another note, is it too late to snag a boyfriend before Christmas?
I'm just saying, who is going to buy me an expensive coat, bag or necklace? I am dead-A serious, yo. I do take pride in being able to buy these things for myself, but it's more fun to have someone think enough of you to say, "Pow, here you go. Merrykwanzaanewyearsholiday."

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4 comments

  1. Sometimes its best to not be a 'friend' what does that accomplish, nothing wrong with being cordial if u ever cross paths. But if the situation ended bad, then just move on with ya life, no need to send holiday,bday, or how are u greetings. You are only bringing more hurt to yourself. As woman we want the man to suffer and when he is not we are hella pissed, if the propasal was a phony or her name not on the house who cares, that is not YOUR issue. Stop dwelling on what didn't happen with you 2 and be grateful that it did. You come off bitter, even though u may say you are not. I pray you release the hurt and leave well enough alone.

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  2. Thank you, the book is going to be full of "dwelling" though. LOL You've been warned. Gotta have something juicy to write about, to be honest with you.

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  3. Good luck with the book girlfriend but be careful of the lines you cross. Publishing information that was shared in confidence between two people (text message) violates a persons reasonable expectation of privacy, and can cause you un-needed legal issues. I wish you the best.

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  4. Thanks hun...will have all bases covered.

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