You ain't my daddy, you my man!

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Actually, he's not my man yet, and I'm "just asking", but how old is too old for me? Ten years? 12? 15?

Sorry but I wish I could share all of the shenanigans from the past weekend, but I can't. Just know I kept my undies on, in case you're wondering. *cheesing* Additionally, I have made it home in one piece, so "yay" to that.

But it involves my favorite of the innna-net dates, yes, him. Long story short, you not gonna wait 24 hours to respond to me, and them text me an an ungodly hour, yo. (It was 7:30 a.m. I work second shift now y'all!) He has once again flipped the script on me. Who does he think he is? He ain't my man, and he definitely ain't my daddy! Hmp.

For those of you not familiar with the R&B reference, let's watch the video together, shall we?

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