The Christian vs the Whore. Yep, I'm talking about myself.

7:04 PM

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I am so trying to be a good girl, keep the thunderthighs shut, but nooooooooooooooo! My 30-something-year-old hormones are at war with my spirituality.

Before the weekend ends, the hormones might win the battle. And this is why my momma will never read my blog.

Okay... maybe the term "whore" is a bit much; I haven't really had any all year. And by "really had any" I mean some continuous chiggen-frying good penile injections that keep me from being cranky. I'd hate to think that my last good piece was with the ex. *blank stare at the wall with no pictures on it*

Why is sex on the brain as of late? Ugh!

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